Holy Moly Guacamole!
Posted June 18, 2011 by


  • 5 medium avocados
  • 1 medium White Onion
  • 2-4 Serrano Chilis
  • 1 Cilantro bunch
  • 1 medium Tomato
  • 1-2 Lemons


If your lucky enough to have neighbors that have avocado trees, like me, you get them for FREE, and if it's free it's okay by me :)So first get your avo's and slice them lengthwise-easier to scoop out the innards with a spoon. Once you've got them all in a bowl (I use a plastic bowl). Squeeze some lemon on them and get your potato masher spoon to mash em up. You can always use a regular spoon, but sometimes the free avocados I get are not always the ripest, hence the lemon juice to soften them and the potato masher to get them to a good consistency.Next, chop your tomatos,onion, cilantro (obviously you won't use an entire tomato, or onion, so cut as much as you like and save the rest) and add it to the bowl with the avocados.Finely chop the serrano chili's (go ahead and get your magic chop if you aren't as awesome as me cause I use my butcher knife) again add to taste-I like it HOT! side note: DO NOT touch your eyes or go to the bathroom....yup it burnssqueeze the rest of the lemon, add garlic salt to taste, stir and you are ready to enjoy.Can someone say..AYE QUE RICO :P